- Our bed is huge--it's a California King. So why is it that the cats have to lay right-up-close-practically-on-top-of-me when I'm on the bed? One of them even comes and lays across the laptop keyboard whenever he gets the chance. They make me shake my head.
- Do you ever go back and read your old blog entries and find a typo in something you wrote like two months ago? I did that this morning, and it gave me a case of the dumbs.
- Ever have chores you need to do, but you sit down at the computer instead? That's what I'm doing right now. Hooray for procrastination! He won't be home for at least two hours, so I have plenty of time.
- I don't have one of those tag-cloud thingies on my blog, but if I did, I wonder if 'blowjob' would be the biggest word in the cloud. I should add one and see---bet I'm right. Either 'blowjob' or 'Master', because He's tagged in just about every post. Sweet, something else I can use to procrastinate with today.
Confused? Me too. Better if I'm ready when He gets home than to make Him wait. Yes, that's the proper slave attitude, right? Right. Okay, I'm going, I'm going....