No, nothing kinky here, sorry.
Yes, it's been a long time since my last post.
No, nothing kinky occurred in the interim.
Yes, that's a long time without kink.
No, I'm not having a pout.
Yes, we are still happy and our dynamic is in place and there's been tons of great sex.
No, He's not having a pout either (see the "tons of great sex"mentioned above).
Yes, there is sexy-freaky-kinky time on the horizon.
No, not this weekend, but the next.
Yes, we will, for the first time in a loooooooong time, have the house to ourselves, and He's already mentioned something about being tied up.
No, He won't be the one tied up, that will be me.
Yes, I will write about it after it happens.
No, I don't have anything more to say. For now.