Last night we watched RuPaul's Drag Race on Logo. During a commerical break, an ad came on promoting a new show on that channel, some type of sex-advice show in which viewers ask a panel of "experts" questions about sex. The promo featured a man calling in to say that his girlfriend just inserted an Alkaseltzer tablet into her vagina, and he wondered if it was safe. Then this happened:
me: What?!? Why would someone do something like that?!? (seriously dumbfounded by the ad)
Him: Do what? (clearly not paying attention to the ad)
me: Stick an Alkaseltzer tablet in their vagina. (still dumbfounded)
Him: Because their Master told them to. (He didn't miss a beat)
me: Oh, nevermind then, just nevermind, nevermind.....(marveling how I walked right into that one)
Him: What? (laughing, quite pleased with Himself)
me: No, it's okay, just nevermind...(heavy sigh)
One of these days, I will learn. But like I always say, probably not.
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